My mom's finally home. You don't have to worry about where she's been, but after 5 months, she's back. And the way everything happened is really interesting and coincidental. I had no clue she'd be coming home today, but when I got the call from her, from a number other than I was used to and what the caller id displayed, I knew that something was up. She found out about the dog I've been holding hostage for two months, haha. When she went into the kitchen and saw the dog bowls, she asked, "you got a dog?" and I was a little afraid to say so, but I had to man up and be like, "YEA!" with a deep. black voice. Haha, and she asked' "where is it?" I make kiss sounds and the bitch came a runnin'! and before she saw it she asked if it was a Lab, but when she saw that maaafuka, HA! Boy do I tell you when I said, "she's a pit" the expression on her face and the what she said. "OH HEEELLLLLLL NAAAAAWWW GET IT THE FUUCK OUT OF HERE!! I DONT WANT NO DOGS IN MY HOUSE!!" I was like, "well damn.... she don't bite or bark. She was like, "I DON'T CARE I WANT IT OUT!" I'm terrified like a maafuka at this point. I'm thinkin that she was gonna
bitch slap me. I didn't think she'd react like that (lie) but she did, hehe I mean she tried to pull that, "she's a pit, they're dangerous... blah blah blah" lol. See I thought the same damn thing when the
bitch. I was like Dr. Google talking about, "Well pitbulls are not inherently evil, it is the owener who establishes the evil intent in the animal and being an animal of prey it has inherent natures and if you bring those accentuate those predatory instincts and positively reinforce them, then you'll have a bad dog." Then she didn't have much to say, lol. CLASSIC! I mean I also had some stuff that I had bought over the past 5 months which would seem suspicious about where I got the money to purchase all of it, hehe. a guitar, a ps3, a G1, two laptops, 20 books, 3 NDS, a psp, a digital camera, and the list goooes oooooon. I was likely to have gotten my ass whooped, lol. And it's so surreal. Other than all of that, my day has been all right, fairly. And oh yea, I had a friend who was supposed to drop by and twist my hair, but she never showed up, and is the latest to return texts. But other than that it's all gravy my navy.
All I can say at this point is peace my bitches =)
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